Want to hear an IU joke? (Big Ten- Indiana University

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First Joke:
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear an IU joke?"
The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that
joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a IU grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6 ' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a IU grad. The fella next to him is 6 ' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a IU grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"
The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."


Second Joke:

The IU and the Purdue alumni AND THE GENIE


Two old friends, one was an IU grad and the other a Purdue grad, were walking down the beach talking about the how times have changed. As they're walking, one of them trips over something and almost breaks his leg. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp.
"Who disturbs me?" asked the genie.
Both say that they did it.
"You will each get one wish." said the genie.
The Purdue grad said to his old friend, please, go first. So the IU grad said "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire IU campus in Bloomington so that we can just be left to ourselves and undisturbed. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high, and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace."
The genie grants the wish to him and he is instantly whisked away to his new paradise.
The geni then turns to the Purdue grad and says, and for your wish?" The Purdue grad puts his hand up to his chin and thinks for a minute, then says: "Fill it with water."

Has everyone heard the college sorority girl jokes?
What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up in the morning? She introduces herself.

What does a sorority girl think when she is having sex? Blue, I think I'll paint the ceiling blue.


old, but funny