A Married Couple on a Desert Island

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A married couple has been stranded on a desert island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife are attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky.

For his own reasons, the husband is also very glad to see the second man. "Now we can have three people doing eight-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing twelve-hour shifts."

The newcomer is only too happy to help and, in fact, volunteers to take the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Meanwhile, the couple on the ground is placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later, as they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks, the second man once again yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"

Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. he' not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.