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nospoon · 11-11-2006, 12:52 AM

My story goes like this.....

I cunniling in what you might call a facial cowboy, when the girl squirted and it got into my nose. I felt like I was drowning or something and had to forcefully remove her and get up, go to the bathroom and blow my nose.

RockerGuy · 11-11-2006, 10:02 AM

I once burped while going down on a girl lol.

Kayla Bear · 11-12-2006, 04:29 AM

well, i finally understood the true meaning of queef... repeated times in just a few minutes. my laughing didnt help either. my face must have looked like a cherry... i was so humiliated.

RockerGuy · 11-13-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Kayla Bear

well, i finally understood the true meaning of queef... repeated times in just a few minutes. my laughing didnt help either. my face must have looked like a cherry... i was so humiliated.

Yeah, my ex did that once and I was so caught off guard that I didn't know how to react. We stopped for a few seconds and then kept going like nothing happened.

jeng9296 · 11-13-2006, 11:12 PM

Queef (kweef) n. :the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef. (urbandictionary.com)

Kayla Bear · 11-14-2006, 06:48 AM

...hmm,.. that's strange.. i dont remember anyone asking for a definition

11-11-2006, 12:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
nospoon Virgin Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 13	delicate humorous sex stories My story goes like this..... I cunniling in what you might call a facial cowboy, when the girl squirted and it got into my nose. I felt like I was drowning or something and had to forcefully remove her and get up, go to the bathroom and blow my nose.

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11-11-2006, 10:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
RockerGuy In Like Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 51	I once burped while going down on a girl lol.

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Kayla Bear In Love Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	well, i finally understood the true meaning of queef... repeated times in just a few minutes. my laughing didnt help either. my face must have looked like a cherry... i was so humiliated.

11-13-2006, 11:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
jeng9296 In Like Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: FL Posts: 37	Queef (kweef) n. :the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef. (urbandictionary.com)

11-14-2006, 06:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
Kayla Bear In Love Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 102	...hmm,.. that's strange.. i dont remember anyone asking for a definition

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